Someone had a looooonngg drive to NOLA.

Someone had a looooonngg drive to NOLA.

Bout that Mississippi life.  (at Dollar Tree Stores)

Bout that Mississippi life. (at Dollar Tree Stores)

Buttermilk pie, $1.60! Northport, Alabama.  (at City Cafe)

Buttermilk pie, $1.60! Northport, Alabama. (at City Cafe)

You know you’re in Alabama when… (at Dodge City Petro/Iron Skillet)

You know you’re in Alabama when… (at Dodge City Petro/Iron Skillet)

Possible Derby pants #2: Embroidered hot dogs and burgers.

Possible Derby pants #2: Embroidered hot dogs and burgers.

Possible Derby pants #1: Mint Julep embroidered seersucker.

Possible Derby pants #1: Mint Julep embroidered seersucker.

@doclamb got a ridiculous pop-up Game of Thrones book! (at Vanlambertham Manor)

@doclamb got a ridiculous pop-up Game of Thrones book! (at Vanlambertham Manor)

Super awesome Sunday! (at The Monkey Wrench)

Super awesome Sunday! (at The Monkey Wrench)

#tbt My favorite bar, until they took the rap out of the internet jukebox-Double Play, NOLA, 2007. #trannyhustlers

#tbt My favorite bar, until they took the rap out of the internet jukebox-Double Play, NOLA, 2007. #trannyhustlers

Serious, hard-hitting news about the game. At a bar. #imgonnabeonthenews (at Dundee Tavern)

Serious, hard-hitting news about the game. At a bar. #imgonnabeonthenews (at Dundee Tavern)

GAMETIME LET’S GO CATS!!! #GOCATS  (at Dundee Tavern)

GAMETIME LET’S GO CATS!!! #GOCATS (at Dundee Tavern)

Drunk trivia. #WIN

Drunk trivia. #WIN

4 awesome nights, with a couple different outcomes. #tequila

4 awesome nights, with a couple different outcomes. #tequila

OPULENCE. #biancachandon #parisisburning #vogue

OPULENCE. #biancachandon #parisisburning #vogue

#3hunna #bitch

#3hunna #bitch